Jack Attack

Here's my list of Jack's greatest convo performances and his true duds. Please comment if you disagree!

Greatest of All-time:

5. "Lord of the Rings Dance"- Criminally underrated. A true tour de force modern interpretative dance with Andrew wood. Best moment: Jack carries Andrew across the gym like a ballerina.
4. "Have you Seen My Head"- Jack pulls his shirt over his head and asks the audience where it went. Classic.
3. "Dr. Heath's Pen"- Jack teams up with Sahill Ghandi to sing a song about Dr. Heath's pen and attempt to get it back. Best Kazoo solo: The kazoo solo during this song.
2. "Eye of the Tiger"- Arguably Jack's greatest moment. I put it at number two because I was at a golf match and didn't get to see it, and also any moment that got beat by Sarah Campaigne's lip-sync group should not be number one. Worst Thing Ever: Missing this performance for a golf match.
1. "Senior Say-What"- Everyone was wondering how Jack would top "Eye of the Tiger" but he did. In an unlikely medley he danced to "Dashboard Confessional", "Andrew W.K." and most memorably, "The Little Mermaid". Best Thing of All-Time: The Bit with RJ.

The Duds:

4. "Dodgeball Challenge"- Jack challenges the seniors to a game of dodgeball. Jack vs. the Entire Senior Class. Things take a turn for the worse when he begins cussing. Punishment: One lunch detention.
3. "Campfire"- On senior retreats Jack attempted to play the role of motivational speaker, but when the crowd refused to perform a 'human wave' on cue things got ugly.
2. "The Becky Hug"- Jack walks to the gym floor and asks Becky Yoo for a hug. Funny concept, poorly realized.
1. "Spring Cleaning"- In an attempt to recreate the magic of their LOTR dance, Jack and Andrew paired up again and attempt to dance to a song about spring cleaning. Conflict of schedules, arrogance, and generally poor planning meant that this piece was performed with literally no rehersal. A true fiasco.