For Crying Out Loud

WOULD EVERYONE IN THIS PROGRAM THAT IS GOING TO GO TO LUNCH WITH THE CHINESE TEACHERS AND ME PLEASE LEARN THE CHINESE WORD FOR LAMB SO THAT THE TEACHERS WOULD STOP SAYING "BAAAA" WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS WHAT THAT ONE ITEM ON THE MENU IS. ITS NOT FUNNY! IT IS ANNOYING!

Ricky gervais is a genius:

Funny man Ricky Gervais made a bit of a boo boo yesterday - when he told the vast Live 8 crowd that Tony Blair and George Bush had agreed to quadruple aid for the third world.

The tubby celeb told the crowd that as their goal had been reached the concert could stop there and then, before adding:

“I’m joking of course…they haven’t quadrupled aid, we can carry on.”

Embarrassingly the joke fell on its arse and was greeted with silence and then booing.

The audience soon perked up though and asked him to do his notorious Office dance routine.

Probably already feeling like a bit of a twat, Gervais obliged but not without declaring it would be the last time he ever performed it in public.

Richard Curtis, one of the event’s organisers is reported in the Sunday Mirror as saying:

“Ricky Gervais doesn’t know his arse from his elbow. He was using world poverty for a gag. I don’t know who invited him here.”

Can someone please Tivo "Extras" for me?