A McSweeneys-esque List of Things That Must Have Been Said at Jay-Paul's Recent Thanksgiving Get-Together, Judging by his Online Photo Album

"Hey dad, get a picture of me with Sylvia"

"Hey someone get a picture of Jeff and I with Sylvia sitting in a chair"

"Come on guys, are we gonna let this table of people go unphotographed? Smile Sylvia!"

"Hey what about a picture with Sylvia and Amy?"

"Uhh...Jay don't you think that's enough pictures of you and Sylvia?"

"Jay, can you please stop taking pictures with me?"

"Sorry Jay, the memory card is full, it only holds 512 pictures."

"THIS PARTY IS OVER!"